Besie The Cow

Besie was a cow. Her mom was a sheep and her dad was a chicken. (Sheep+Chicken=Cow????) He would throw sea shells by the she shor- I mean, She would throw she shells by the pee sho- nevermind. But one day, the other cows bullied her. So she turned them into steak. The leason is that you should never mess with Besie.

Or else.